VK Blue: How to Boss Your Night Out
Picture this, you’re on a night out and it’s not going to plan. You can’t get into your favourite club and you’re going delirious from lack of VKs. To top it off one friend has mysteriously disappeared and another just wants a donor kebab, all whilst you’re throwing some moves on the dance floor trying to have a good night. If this sounds like your usual night out then don’t you worry, we’re here to guide you to the best night of your life!
1. Get on the Guestlist
First things first, you’ve contacted the pushy promo guy for your favourite club, and got yourself and your friends on the guestlist, things are looking up! Not only have you saved a few quid to stock up on extra VKs, you can strut past everyone in the queue like the true VIP you are.
2. The Lowdown
You know everyone, and you know all the gossip ahead of your big night out. You’ve messaged all your Whatsapp groups and done some FBI level stalking. You know where all your friends will be, where to avoid your ex and you’ve secured your invite to the best afterparty.
3. Take one For the Team
You’ve taken one for the team and organised to host pre-drinks, it’s a brave offer and someone’s got to do it. The drinks and flowing and you’re getting everyone hyped. Your goal? Make sure everyone has the sickest night.
4. Get Your Game On
No one bags a free drink like you do, you’re a master of persuasion and have the gift of the gab. You’re always chatting to the promo guys outside the club to bag your next win, free shot with your drink, you’ve got it, 2-4-1 drinks, you’ve negotiated it.
5. You’re the Reliable One
You put the P into partaay, and your friends love you for it. You’re the first one on the dance floor throwing unforgettable shapes and the last one to leave when the lights come on the music stops. Anyone who wants a good night out knows you’re the one to give it them.